Tuesday, September 14, 2010

You see that piece of cake right there? Do you think you could maybe shove that in my ass for me? Thanks.

It's been a long day.  Work ran late, and as a result, my brain is mush.  So rather than taking the time to do something original, I guess I'll just grace you guys with a list of quotes that have inspired me throughout my life.

"If she's old enough to pee, she's old enough for me" - George Washington
"I'll beat the fuck out of a pregnant bitch, I don't give a fuck" - Anne Frank, an excerpt from The Anne Frank Diaries
"The best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds, is that there are twenty of them" - Abraham Lincoln, an excerpt from his State of the Union Address
"I'll stop eating motherfucking babies when they stop tasting delicious" - Martin Luther King Jr.
"White people?  Why, they are the most pleasant people on God's green earth!" - Malcom X  (Take that, you dead asshole.)
"She asked me to give her nine inches and make it hurt, so I fucked her three times and punched her in the mouth" - Mother Theresa
 "BRB, naptime" - Heath Ledger
"Fuck this, I'm gonna join my dead career." - Corey Haim

12 comments:

  1. bahahahaha!

    ""The best part about fucking twenty-seven year olds, is that there are twenty of them" - Abraham Lincoln, an excerpt from his State of the Union Address"

    My favorite!

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  2. Awesome quotes, fucking hilarious! xD

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  3. haha, alot of casual pedophilia references. nice

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  4. Wow, you must have had a bad day..

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  5. No cake for you sir, it's a lie anyway. IT'S A TRICK! THERE NEVER WAS ANY CAKE!

    but here's another quote for you pedos

    "If there's no grass on the field, flip her over and play in the mud"

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  6. These quotes seem accurate and fair >.>

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  7. "I'll stop eating motherfucking babies when they stop tasting delicious" - Martin Luther King Jr.
    lold

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  8. Haha interesting post!! Would never have thought that was said by some of these famous "holier-than-thou" people!

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